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20 September 2011 @ 12:21 pm
Movie Night  
Title:   Movie Night

Author:  cmdrtekk

Rating: PG-13
Word Count:  ~650
Series: Bayverse AU
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Prowl, Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker

Disclaimers:  Transformers belong to Hasbro. The Movie used and all its parts belong to Peyo.  One part of Sideswipe’s speech is based on one by Murdock from the A-Team TV series episode Knights of the Road.  All written for the fun of it.
Warnings: Two robots that use male pronouns to describe themselves are represented as being in an intimate relationship with each other.
Summary:  Prowl witnesses the beginning of the fallout from the most recent movie night.
Authors Notes: For Week 3 of the prowlxjazz anniversary challenge on LJ  - prompt: ‘Movie Night.’ 

Movie nights on Diego Garcia occurred all the time.  But the Official Movie Night, when new releases were actually brought onto base was once a week.  This was the night that the ‘big screen’ was used.  This being the large side of a white painted hanger wall.  There were two basic rules in regards to choice of movies.  The movies needed to be acceptable for showing to the majority and the movie had to pass a preview screening two officers, one human and one mech.  But it had been busy around here as of late and Prowl had passed off the screening of movie choice to Jazz.  After all, his bond mate was very in on everything human and being an officer did actually know when to put the kibosh on anything to hazardous.  And that might have been the problem.  The movie had met the criteria for being acceptable.  That Sideswipe, Jazz and Sergeant Epps had all agreed on the choice of movie to order in so quickly - within the first two minutes of planning – should have been the clue that trouble was waiting around the corner.  Those three had had marathon debates in the past over which newly released movie should be ordered for the base.  And the human officer in charge of movie screening this month was a father so he saw nothing wrong with a family comedy.

The results of Diego Garcia’s movie night last night began showing up even before he and Jazz had made it to their personal quarters.  The hint that there might be some undesired fallout from the movie was a small word Jazz had slipped into their conversation periodically before they had settled in recharge and after causing a mild jilt in his systems easily ignored throughout the conversation. Prowl knew he should have expected more to come.  And thus the result was currently on display for all to hear in the rec room. 

Prowl paused next to Jazz as they entered, quickly taking in the situation.  The occupants of the room, both humans and mecha were grinning widely at the objects of their attention.  Which was no doubt exactly what the objects desired.   Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were at it again.  They were facing each other in a verbal spar. 

“I don’t know what the smurf you are talking about.”

“The smurf you don’t.  You cannot just smurf there and tell me you don’t smurfing know.”

“The smurf I can.”

“The smurf you can’t.”

“Look you smurfing daffodil.  I can smurfing to.”

“Yeah, well you smurf it up and Prowl’s ganna smurf on us.”

"Yeah?  Well I smurfed what I smurfed 'cause if I didn't smurf, it wouldn't have smurfed, and might I smurf that not smurfing it at all would have smurfed a lot worse than smurfing it badly, which I was not about to smurf."

Sunstreaker paused at that.  Even he had apparently gotten lost with Sideswipes reply.  Then with a glance and smirk at the two senior officers who had just walked in he turned back to his grinning brother.

“Well, as for me, if you want to smurf what I smurf,  I'll smurf you something. I can smurf everything.  I’m sure this will smurf you.  The world is a smurfy place. You must smurf into it, and smurf everyone. You must try and smurf everyone smurfy, and bring peace and smurfiness everywhere you smurf.'

“Well, that’s hardly a smurf of a philosophy.”

“ Well… smurf you... I can smurf my own smurf in my own smurfing way if I want to.”

“Oh yeah?  Well Smurf off.”

“Well smurfity smurf smurf smurf to you to.”


Faceplates smoothed to blank Prowl looked at Jazz, “This is your fault.  I’m not dealing with this right now.” And with that Prowl turned around heading back out of the room.  I’ll be in my office if anyone needs me.  You can bring my energon to me there.”


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cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 04:52 am (UTC)
Thank you for reading and letting me know you liked.
PrancingTiger86prancingtiger86 on September 20th, 2011 07:20 pm (UTC)
XDD totally awesome, loved it! :)
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 04:53 am (UTC)
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renegadewriterrenegadewriter8 on September 20th, 2011 08:36 pm (UTC)
XD AHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOL! Prowl is never going to delegate movie approving again!! XD Great job!
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 04:53 am (UTC)
He may need to find time for it after all. :)

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darkeyes_17 on September 20th, 2011 08:50 pm (UTC)
Oh....my.....god.....I'm typing this from where I am on the floor laughing so hard I'm crying.

Only Sunny and Sides. Prowl just turning around and walking out was so funny.

Great job.
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 04:55 am (UTC)

Thank you for reading and letting me know how much you enjoyed.
fianna9 on September 20th, 2011 09:29 pm (UTC)
Good choice Prowl. You really don't want to deal with this. great.
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 04:56 am (UTC)
I appreciate you taking the time to read and comment.
femme4jackfemme4jack on September 20th, 2011 09:33 pm (UTC)
*dies* Oh THIS!!!! This was smurfin' smurfy!!!
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 04:57 am (UTC)
No dieing. :)

Thank smurf you.
jarakrisafisjarakrisafis on September 20th, 2011 10:21 pm (UTC)
That was smurfin'. Poor Prowl, on the bright side he didn't crash.
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 04:58 am (UTC)
Naw, no crashing. Its only logical that the twins will find something in a movie such as that.

I appreciate your taking the time to read and comment.
prowlerprimeprowlerprime on September 21st, 2011 12:14 am (UTC)
I cant stand smurfs, but PRowl's reaction was classic!!
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 05:00 am (UTC)
Not exactly a smurf fan myself. But... :)

Thank you for reading and commenting. Your time is appreciated.
bookworm_faithbookworm_faith on September 21st, 2011 12:23 am (UTC)
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 05:02 am (UTC)
Thank you for reading and commenting. It is good to see you enjoyed it. Not good it landed you in the grave from laughing, but good you enjoyed. :)
bluebirdsoaring: Sideswipebluebirdsoaring on September 21st, 2011 12:30 am (UTC)
Riot!!!! The twins doing Murdock should be enough to put Prowl right over the edge...good plan for him to let Jazz deal with it =)
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 05:03 am (UTC)
Indeed sometimes dealing with the craziness just isn't worth it and it is best to use ones delegation skills.

Thank you for reading and commenting, I appreciate your time.
prowlsgirl: cant thinkprowlsgirl on September 21st, 2011 12:54 am (UTC)
ROFLOL I was afraid Prowl might crash cause he properly had no idea with Sunstreaker and Sideswipe were talking about.
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 05:05 am (UTC)
No crashing, its only logical that the twins come up with weird stuff. But twins aside, though not directly mentioned and only hinted at, Jazz did drop a few smurfs on Prowl the night before.

Hey, thank you so much for taking the time to read and comment. It is appreciated.
psyche102psyche102 on September 21st, 2011 01:40 am (UTC)
Well....I can honestly say I wasn't expecting THAT movie.
But I was laughing pretty damn hard. Hard enough to pop something in my arm, apparently. *glares at sore arm*
Loved it! Brought a big goofy grin to my face. :)
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 05:07 am (UTC)
I'm not sure where the movie came from, and it was hard to not want to list it in the titles.

I'm sorry about the arm, but I am pleased to see you enjoyed this little piece.

I appreciate your taking the time to read and comment.
Fallen Sith Empresseerian_sadow on September 21st, 2011 02:19 am (UTC)
*ded of laughing*

oh this was awesome!
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 21st, 2011 05:09 am (UTC)
It's good to see how people enjoy a humor piece. Just because I thought it was funny, well others may not, so thank you for reading and commenting. I appreciate your time.
Starsheildstarsheild on September 21st, 2011 12:04 pm (UTC)
I was never a smurf girl, but oh my!

That was a great laugh first thing in the morning. Thanks for sharing.
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 23rd, 2011 03:26 am (UTC)
I was never really a smurf gal either, but it just seemed to work for this.

Good to hear it helped start the morning off well.

Thank you for reading and commenting. I appreciate your taking the time to do so.
usagi_atemu_tom: dancefunusagi_atemu_tom on September 21st, 2011 12:21 pm (UTC)
*rolls on the floor with laughter. In all honesty, I am surprised Prowl did not lock down from hearing this. But I could just very well imagine his deadpan expression while he was faulting Jazz before turning around to leave for his office. Hilarious story, that's for sure.
cmdrtekkcmdrtekk on September 23rd, 2011 03:27 am (UTC)
I'm one of those that believe Prowl is competent enough that by now, the twins pulling stuff like this is logical rather than confusing. I am thrilled you were able to see his expression.

I appreciate your taking the time read and comment.